Congrats..not only am I a nympho (damn test),
I'm a nympho going into the Coast Guard. I did
not really see that much of a choice for myself
anymore. Seems my life is going all to hell and
the chances of jumping off of highway overpasses
is seeming much nicer, however I won't, mainly
because I still have several people to get back at.
Ahh..the 'perfect' thing to live life for..revenge..
anyhow..that is enough of my whining for one
post. I'll see you in school or something Grant,
and Lauren..um..hi..and what not.
Mr. Vampire: Hong Kong, like Hollywood, is not known for creativity. Although similar to A Chinese Ghost Story, this movie is unique in many ways. Well written and played out, this funny horror is a true treat.
The Libertarian Party: Based on the philosophies of the founding fathers you believe in near total personal liberty, defensive-only military, and economic freedom. Your members vary from those who wish nearly no government to those who want a minimalist government. You are also a popular vote among people who wish to cause the two main parties to think about liberty more often. You rock!
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."