Immediately after my previous post about Gears of War, I recieved an IM. Below, I have pasted the entirety of the conversation. It serves as yet another reminder of what it is like out here on the internet.
(04:42:02) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: your friends only posts have been stolen: http://guyblade.on.nimp.org/?u=bantown
(04:42:42) guyblade: I see.
(04:42:47) guyblade: who are you exactly?
(04:43:36) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: my name is Dobernala
(04:43:44) guyblade: and you know me how?
(04:44:00) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: saw u on lj
(04:44:13) guyblade: I see.
(04:45:04) guyblade: So you look at the LJ recent posts and send random people to websites of penises covered in what is presumably shit?
(04:45:21) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: you don't have to thank me
(04:45:23) guyblade: Have you considered doing something productive with your time?
(04:45:37) guyblade: Perhaps mixing amonia and bleach in a small enclosed space?
(04:45:38) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.
(04:45:39) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
(04:47:22) guyblade: I see.
(04:48:25) guyblade: I'm afraid that I don't share your proclivity for human feces; perhaps you should look elsewhere for people to bother.
(04:48:39) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: I'm a grateful shiteater
(04:49:01) guyblade: I believe you already mentioned that.
(04:49:01) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: i enjoy fresh golden terds
(04:49:07) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: would you drop some solid gold from your sweet, pink asshole?
(04:49:16) guyblade: No, I'm afraid not.
(04:49:28) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: why not
(04:51:11) guyblade: I could give any number of reasons, but I'll just go with the old standby of "I don't accept propositions from people on the internet".
(04:51:32) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: can i proposition you in real life
(04:52:04) guyblade: Probably not.
(04:52:56) guyblade: Perhaps you'd have better luck on 4chan or someplace similar.
(04:53:03) guyblade: Good luck.
(04:53:15) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: everyone on 4chan is anonymous
(04:53:17) guyblade: I'm going to block you now.
(04:53:21) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: I need some realtime
(04:53:26) RSHXDLOVESTERDS: dont be screamo
(04:53:34) guyblade: bye bye
Following my blocking him, he sent me IMs from 25 other AIM accounts informing me that "BLOCKING [HIM] ONLY ENCOURAGES [HIM]".
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